Link of the day: misheard lyrics

Just got an e-mail from the UK’s Answerbank with the following list of misheard lyrics. I don’t know where they got them, but everyone has a list of things like this.

Sing Something Silly

Misheard song lines (and the proper lyrics).

Rocket Man – Elton John

“Rocket man, burning up like cheese and pheromone”

(“Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone”)

Angels – Robbie Williams

“She breathes flesh into my bowels”

(“She breathes flesh into my bones”)

Hotel California – The Eagles

“What a nice surprise, when your rabbit dies”

(“What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis”)

Big Yellow Taxi – Joni Mitchell

“A gay pair of guys put up a parking lot”

(They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”)

19th Nervous Breakdown – Rolling Stones

“Well, the kind of person you meet at surfin’ just falls down the stairs…)

(“Well, the kind of person you meet at certain dismal dull affairs…”)

Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode

“Reach out and suck face”

(“Reach out and touch faith”)

For more of the same, try also Kiss This Guy.